Dirty South Education

What's up Creeps? Nothing says 'I need a blog update' like watching the 2010 Hip Hop Honors: Dirty South Edition on Palladia HD. As you can tell, it's my day off from the gym which means it's a free night with little to do. Really, what's better on a Thursday night than watching Mystikal, 2 Live Crew, and T.I. take themselves way too seriously. Actually, there's about 4,570 things better to do on a Thursday night but it's cold and I'm lazy. There was good that came of it I suppose, for instance, I found out that Bonecrusher is still alive and on the verge of diabetes, St. Louis is considered part of the 'Dirty South' despite it's geographical location, Missy Elliott still enjoys cupcakes, and when Master P says 'you know what I'm sayin', I still have no idea what he's saying. I found it odd that of all people Asher Roth was invited to the event and they even let him rap. I felt nervous the whole time like you were about to witness a Punk'd of epic porportions. I had a feeling  they invited him and made him think that they'd enjoy his company, want to hang out with him, maybe let him rap a few bars only to bring him on stage and drill him with a barage of pee filled water balloons. I literally think that would be the biggest slap in the face/oh, you got me good moment. 80% of the time when I'm invited to meet up with friends or someone at work says "hey, come check this out", I keep my guard up because I half expect a water balloon to be heading my way. If you ever see me with the 'who farted' face with squinty eyes, furrowed brow, and stepping gingerly, I either have caught a wiff of brownies, I'm confused, or I'm on alert of a pending barage of water balloons. That probably has to do with my past and water balloons which is a story for my next entry. Let's just say it ends with a juvenile criminal record and a disappointed mother.

Speaking of a disappointed mother, my mom's an absolute addict for Modern Family. Specifically, she's addicted to Eric Stonestreet's character, Cam. It's been her goal lately to have a gay friend that she can shop, cook, and grab drinks with. I think the best thing that could ever happen to my mom would be in a flash mob with a big, gay man and I mean that as the absolute truth. Ever since she saw the flash mob episode, she's been YouTubing flash mobs and has been Googling information on joining one. If anyone has any info on flash mobs or joining one, please let me know. It would allow her to die in peace with no regrets. Also, if you're a big, gay man and want to grab coffee with my mom let me know. She'll be your new BFF and be a two for one. I literally think that's the weirdest thing I've ever done - tried to set my mom up with a gay man for drinks and dancing. Until next time.

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